I was quite excited about the new UK edition Wired. I’m not anymore.
I got my first exposure to the Wired while in school in South Africa, I think the ones we got were months behind the time and stupidly expensive, but hey we had no internet so it all seemed awesomely futuristic and ahead of its time.
The thing though that always stuck in my mind about the US edition Wired were the ads, I can clearly remember ads for Harleys, or weird american Fugly cars, even from the editions I read back in school, the ads were of products we never saw in South Africa, they were kewl, done in a style unlike anything we saw there and all just seemed so, idylic.
Fast forward a few decades, I still buy the US Wired now and then, and I still only remember the ads? Few months ago I bought one, I can clearly remember the ads for Dexter and Californication, but can’t really say much about the magazine content otherwise, eventhough I read it end to end and felt interested, even drawn to it at the time. I recall something about malware peddlers? who knows.
Why is that from a magazine that costs 6 pounds I don’t remember anything of substance other than the ads? It’s because they were different from what I see on the tube, in the cinema, on the tv, on the billboards, they were off far-off kewlness.
Enter Wired UK. The editorial content is still pretty shoddy, the signal to noise ratio is still shockingly poor for a ยฃ3.90 magazine literally filled to the brim with ads, except, now they’re the same shitty ads I see on the Tube, Train, Cinema and TV.
I read the whole thing, a day on I remember some vague predictions – one prediction sticks to mind, male birth control only around 2021? I dont think so – but mostly I remember how the ads pissed me off as instead of interesting, they’re just dominating and a reminder that I paid too much for something whose main purpose clearly is to sell ads.
I’d pay ยฃ12/month for a Wired UK without the ads, someone need to develop Tivo for paper.